My kid sister is a mess: 1. Because she likes HELLO-KITTY stuff. And 2. She lacks real musical talent but that doesn't stop her from wanting to become a rock star. Just to shut her up, dad bought her her first electric guitar:
And so she can (mostly) keep the racket to herself: a Hello-Kitty headphone amplifier so she can walk around the house sing and strum to herself, and drive us crazy that way:
I can't believe dad spoils her like this. But anything to stop her wanting and whining. I just tell myself when she grows up (if ever) - she's going to move on and give the stupid thing to me. By then I hope the hopefully long-discontinued Fender Hello Kitty guitar will become insanely valuable to gee-tar collectors, and I'll make thousands of dollars off her silliness.
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